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Topic: The ULTIMATE grinding/dancing thread! - Dancing 101
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posted 02-15-2002 10:40 PM
OMG - THIS IS GONNA BE FUN! Here's one topic where I am the MASTER! They call me Raymond.... Usher Raymond. :P Ok, wanna learn how to dance. Go out , buy a hoola hoop (5$). Put on dance club music. Stand in your room, and hoola hoop to the music. This teaches you to move your hips and keep the rest of your body relativley still. That's what taught me to dance. After you can do that, get rid of the hoop. Stand with your knees somewhat bent your arms bent a bit either in front or at your sides (don't move them that much... yet). Move your hips in a different direction for every beat, half beat (2 beats) or whole beat (4 beats). Try and sway your hips back and forth and try and stay away from moving front to back too much - it will look like you're fvcking the air.-- ok, now you have the basics of grinding. Now we're at the club. #1 RULE!!! DO NOT STAND AROUND LOOKING LIKE A LOOSER!!!! Dance your ass off, go out and have fun. Stand out in the middle, in the open and dance by yourself (takes mega confidence in the beginning). If your w/ your buds then HOLLER OUT LOUD! it will get you knowticed by EVERY girl in the room. Be full of energy - and start to hoola :P. Once you see a few girls you wanna grind SLOWLY dance your way over to them. Once they realize you're there , lightly touch from the top of one girls back to the bottom to let her know what you're gonna do. Put your hand around her and place it on her stomach place your package on her ass and put the other hand in place. Start moving to the beat of the music with her. TADA!!! You're grinding. If things start to heat up, you can move your hands around... up or down, it's your choice ! Front grinding = The process of turning your girl around, sticking your leg inbetween hers and giving her an earth shaking orgasm on the dance floor. To do this you can NOT hesitate. Put your arms on hers and turn her around. Pull her in close and place one leg inbetween hers. She will settle in and start moving her body on your leg (I've actually come close to giving a girl an orgasm doing this). Get in really close. If you're gonna kiss her - now is the time to do it. ORRRRRRR- You could slow it down at this point and start going to your own beat. Take her arms and raise them above her head and start rubing her body up and down looking DEEPLY into her eyes. Keep doing this at varied speeds and go in , lightly touch her lips then come off... keep doing this and it will drive her WILD! Eventually, go for the kiss. Some other stuff-- Any of you watch Usher dance? See how he is, smooth, fluid? etc??? Wanna learn to do that?! You gotta work your ass off but it pays BIGTIME! I'm still perfecting it, but the basic effect is that you look like you're walking on air. It's really really fluid and smooth. Learn his slides, study his videos, and practice. Something else that will get you knowticed -- LEARN TO C WALK. It's a breakdance moved invented by the Crips (c stands for crip). Look up how to do it online, it's VERY hard to explain but looks really good when you're just walking/dancing into the club. Learn to breakdance in general and you'll be on a 1 way street to some fine ass. ____ Side effects of learning how to grind - Every girl in the club will think you'll be an amazing lay because you can move your hips so well. In reality - you will be better in bed because you have more control. - Now if you could just last longer then ten mins. -- That's enough for today. If anyone wants - you can e-mail me and i'll suggest some good music vids to watch to learn how to dance. I"m out. ------------------ Syncmaster signing out. a.k.a ... Adam IP: 66.185.84.203 |
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posted 02-16-2002 12:07 AM
OHH SH!T! OH SH!T! YES! YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS! YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS! THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! Thanks a lot Sync. Put this in the Archive eh? THIS IS PRICELESS!------------------ Whatsupwiddat - Master Don Juan AIM: HangTen3000 "THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER" - Adam Carolla "Just Bring It!" IP: 66.81.141.65 |
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posted 02-16-2002 12:32 AM
excellent post. this is one area that i'm weak in. i can dance but eh... once i get mad skills dancin i wont have a problem gettin any lady i want, for real. sync whats your aim name i wanna talk to you more about this.IP: 64.210.248.135 |
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posted 02-16-2002 01:59 AM
which music vids?IP: 24.245.56.144 |
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posted 02-16-2002 03:26 AM
This would be a nice addition to the bible also...IP: 216.209.139.27 |
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posted 02-16-2002 09:38 AM
Veeeeery nice indeed. Now if I can just find my old hula hoop in the basement.....IP: 204.60.32.180 |
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posted 02-16-2002 04:00 PM
bump------------------ Syncmaster signing out. a.k.a ... Adam IP: 66.185.84.203 |
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posted 02-16-2002 04:50 PM
Hey guys, word of caution...if your gonna c-walk, make sure there's no bloods or crips around, the bloods are gonna fight, and the crips are gonna fight if they think your makin fun of them....------------------ "Hesitation is like masturbation: in the end your only screwing yourself" "Big time playaz do what????????? Make big time playz" "When I'm done and my time on earth has passed, bury me upside-down so my critics can kiss my a**" "When in Rome, do as the Romans....nah, fvck that, be Ceaser" IP: 66.58.128.59 |
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posted 02-16-2002 08:08 PM
Not really - it's become a part of modern dance. I do it in front of crips and bloods all the time. No one really cares. A LOT of people do it, not only crips. You don't have to worry. ------------------ Syncmaster signing out. a.k.a ... Adam IP: 66.185.84.203 |
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posted 02-16-2002 10:24 PM
quote: Originally posted by Character: excellent post. this is one area that i'm weak in. i can dance but eh... once i get mad skills dancin i wont have a problem gettin any lady i want, for real. sync whats your aim name i wanna talk to you more about this.
sorry, I don't have aim - but if you wanna get msn (do a search for msn messenger) download it and add me - my e-mail is adam_sn@hotmail.com...
as to digger - here are some good vids
Peaches and Cream by 112 -- but only the opening sequence when they walk in. That is the best example of the c walk. Clash of the titans (beakdance video done by dj keno) You remind me - by Usher ... just to work on the slides. Pop Ya Collar - by Usher... more stuff. Other than that - do a search on Morpheus and see what comes up. Hope I helped. ------------------ Syncmaster signing out. a.k.a ... Adam IP: 66.185.84.203 |
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posted 02-17-2002 01:39 AM
On some of the hip hop songs with good beats, I'll throw some pop locking moves in with some usher/michael jackson things, I also like to throw in the c walk and that move from the peaches & cream video where he drops and picks himself up. Gets the crowd wild if you do it at the right time.IP: 12.238.63.67 |
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posted 02-17-2002 07:10 AM
Sync,Never heard of the c walk or any of the music vids you just mentioned (basically I live in a cave ) but your tip with the hula hoop is golden. Thanks. - Raoul IP: 202.156.0.2 |
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posted 02-17-2002 10:26 AM
quote: Originally posted by SquirrelScammer: On some of the hip hop songs with good beats, I'll throw some pop locking moves in with some usher/michael jackson things, I also like to throw in the c walk and that move from the peaches & cream video where he drops and picks himself up. Gets the crowd wild if you do it at the right time.
OMG - my hero... I've been trying to do the drop thing. How the hell do you do that? I agree, it looks really really good.
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posted 02-17-2002 09:55 PM
YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!------------------ Whatsupwiddat - Master Don Juan AIM: HangTen3000 "THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER" - Adam Carolla "Just Bring It!" IP: 66.81.143.140 |
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posted 02-19-2002 07:34 PM
I'm not really into hip hop, but I do specialize in techno dancing. Techno is good b/c it's the fastest possible beat (2 step, anything faster would be one continuous beat). Out in a techno room, it gets crazy sometimes. Here's some good songs: Darude: Sandstorm (Original mix) Deep Vibrations Feel the Beat (Thylacine extreme mix) Techno- Trance Enternity remix Jonah Sst: Listen be quiet* *= this is hardcore techno, you have to hear it to believe it.  Hope this gets you started.
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posted 02-19-2002 07:45 PM
yo i break a bit mostly at dances just hip hop sh!t and grinding thoughsyncmasters tips on grinding are dope, so any beginners should definatly pay attention. but i was wondering, can anyone here do a backflip on the spot? i can do them on my snowboard but doin a backflip at a dance would be ghetto... i jus wanna know if its easy to pull the whole thign around. if i did it i think it land on my knees or somethin but any tips would be appreciated
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posted 02-19-2002 08:42 PM
Devin~what is your definition of backflip? if you mean the kind where you jump in the air totally, i can't do that. but i would think the keys would be getting good height and having confidance that you won't land on your head. all the breakers i've seen who do this kind of backflip seem to jump and kind of float in the air, THEN flip. wicked move if you can pull it off. what i do is what me and friends affectionatly call the ::monkey flip:: (cuz you kinda look like monkey when you do it). it's like you do a back handspring but you tilt it and go sideways on one hand. it looks sweet as hell. Page~what do you mean by ::hardcore techo::? is it like super fast techno music or is it like a combo of hardcore-punk and techno? cuz that might be wild to hear. excellent post, btw. ------------------ Guinness Boys, we are here. Love your women and drink their beer!~The Business I hope the next boy that you kiss has something terribly contagious on his lips~Brand New What can i say? We weren't much more than a couple of young punks...~SLC Punk! Power=VICTORY! IP: 64.12.107.44 |
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posted 02-19-2002 11:01 PM
damn, thats an awesome post. Ive always wanted to learn to dance well. Now, if I can start hula hoopin without my mom questioning my sexuality...EDIT: ive had this question for a while from reading all these dancing posts, never got around to asking it, but wouldnt you get the craziest boner from doing all this? do the girls care? [This message has been edited by LeVo (edited 02-19-2002).] IP: 205.188.192.177 |
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posted 02-20-2002 12:42 AM
yeah i mean like jumping in the air, and do a full rotation backwards and land on your feet. i think im gonna try to learn it on my bed first.IP: 216.66.137.117 |
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posted 02-20-2002 12:47 AM
another good move i use is kinda borrowed from ricky martin. you slightly bend yor knees and spread your legs a bit more than shoulder width apart. u raise both your arms and do the hoola thing but u grind with each knee between a girls legs. YEAH THATS RIGHT, 2 GIRLS. the beauty with this move is the women sometimes kinda have a competition and your the prize!IP: 216.66.137.117 |
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posted 02-20-2002 12:50 PM
quote: Originally posted by lil devun: another good move i use is kinda borrowed from ricky martin. you slightly bend yor knees and spread your legs a bit more than shoulder width apart. u raise both your arms and do the hoola thing but u grind with each knee between a girls legs. YEAH THATS RIGHT, 2 GIRLS. the beauty with this move is the women sometimes kinda have a competition and your the prize!
... shh, that's in the second part of this post that i'm currently working on... It's really fun to do 
Advanced dancing/grinding. More will follow 
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posted 02-20-2002 04:44 PM
quote: Originally posted by lil devun: yeah i mean like jumping in the air, and do a full rotation backwards and land on your feet. i think im gonna try to learn it on my bed first.
Backflips are fairly easy to pull off -- I think I taught myself how to do one off the ground in about 2 weeks. There are 2 easy ways to go about this: 1) Get a friend with a swimming pool and/or trampoline. Make sure you trust this friend. Have them basically "spot" you (put one of your feet into their hands and use them as a thrower) If you're not quite sure how this is done then DO NO TRY IT, just ask for a better explanation. The absolute hardest thing about backflips for newbies is the feel of going around backwards. 2)If you want to learn a 7-step method to backflip that's a little more progressive and in depth visit Chimp's Lair (awesome site) http://members.aol.com/Bill510/mortal.html That's about all the help I can toss out, just practice.
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posted 02-20-2002 11:23 PM
quote: Originally posted by Schizophrenia: Backflips are fairly easy to pull off -- I think I taught myself how to do one off the ground in about 2 weeks. There are 2 easy ways to go about this:1) Get a friend with a swimming pool and/or trampoline. Make sure you trust this friend. Have them basically "spot" you (put one of your feet into their hands and use them as a thrower) If you're not quite sure how this is done then DO NO TRY IT, just ask for a better explanation. The absolute hardest thing about backflips for newbies is the feel of going around backwards. 2)If you want to learn a 7-step method to backflip that's a little more progressive and in depth visit Chimp's Lair (awesome site) http://members.aol.com/Bill510/mortal.html That's about all the help I can toss out, just practice. [This message has been edited by Schizophrenia (edited 02-20-2002).]
yeah i know how to do them on my snowboard, trampoline, pool.... i just dont know if i can rotate fast enoguh to do one off the ground IP: 216.66.137.129 |
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posted 02-20-2002 11:32 PM
the crip walk is always good to do at dances rent the up in smoke tour they show how to do itIP: 64.12.101.178 |
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posted 02-20-2002 11:57 PM
Hey Sync you sound like you know how to glide fairly well. I've been trying to learn myself...going to breakin websites and watching some usher clips. Anyways when your gliding your foot is it not suppost touch the floor? I know you are suppost to shift your weight on to your pivot foot but I heard that you are suppost to slide your other foot without actually touching the ground. Also if you could attempt to describe how you sideglide that would be pretty dope...I got the basic concept down...just have to work on smoothening it out.IP: 206.170.247.5 |