posted 03-29-2002 03:21 PM
The Woman Psyche
This is hyped up to be the granddaddy of ‘em all, I hope you like it!Hot Damn! It seems nobody knows freakin' anything about how women think, so:"The reason they do crazy sh!t, is cause they want to get into our minds, just like we are trying to do to them. It's a game, and you have to outplay them." -Sociopath31
This article is based around these words.
Time to Begin!
This article is divided into 2 pieces: 1. A few basic rules to keep the ball in your court; and 2. A few paragraphs of goodness.
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Part One
Women. What is wrong with women? I'll tell you: they are damn weird. I can
give you a few good tips on seeing women's actual motives.
1) Take whatever they are saying, and think to yourself," Is this what I
would say to a chick I liked or if I didn't like her?" This has helped me
answer many of my problems. In other words, if you were her and you like the real you, would you do what she just did to you? Like she steals your stuff and puts ‘em in da girls bathroom. “Would I do that if I liked her?” you should ask. This example though doesn’t need the rule; it’s easy to tell if she’s flirting or not ( she is, duuhhhhhhh ).
2) Women, are rarely really straight-forward and direct. They try to
baffle you with the weirdest stuff you have ever heard. To have them cut the
crap so you can understand them more, be honest with them. If you think
something she said or did was the most fvckin' retarded thing you have ever
heard, just say "that's kinda' dumb", or something to that effect. Maybe that is a little too harsh, but
they get the message that you don't like their mind-warping evil riddles
of death.
3) Women think life is a damn game. Let them go on thinking like that. But
in the game, you have to be the winner, meaning that whatever she throws at
you, you will be able to handle it. You would do this by whatever they want
or need, you taunt them with it, sorta' like making them beg for it, or
begging for you without actually begging. Make 'em crawl on their knees
(figuratively)! Bwahahahha!!! Well they know that it will not be easy for
them to get some of you, thus making you a challenge.
Part Two
Anyways, the following thing is what many people have problems with. They
ALWAYS ASK ME: Whatsupwiddat, why do they flirt one day then not the
next? it is because of their mindset. Whatsupwiddat has come up with
The Ultimate Solution to this Question! Life is not easy, and they
will not come to you. At that time, they are giving you clues as to ask 'em
out ( tip #1).You must go to them and attract them, and if you think they
will just ask YOU out, you are insane. When they begin to flirt all the
freakin' time, this indicates that they are losing interest. Also, some of
them use our techniques in reverse, like the hard to get technique that we
use to make ourselves a challenge, (you know, when you look like you ACTUALLY have a life)
. Like it has been compared before,
Dating is like fishing!!! Gotta drag in those chicks real good, and THE
FISHING POLE IS YOUR DJ SKILLZ! They aren't gonna' jump out of da lake for
you! Reel 'em in!
However I cannot for the love of God understand if they are flirting or just
being friendly, however, I KNOW FOR CERTAIN that it is because of them not
being able to express themselves. To fix this too, follow Guideline #1
above!!! And also…. there is also such thing as a female AFC! Trust me on
this. Some chicks cannot handle you, for they are immature and are not
yet able to control themselves, so stay away from them, and leave them
alone. You know if a girl is an AFC when she smothers you, sends you flowers
and chocolates, says she loves you on the first date (this all sounds
strangely familiar... hmmm). Most chicks are not AFC’s though, usually it’s you. You’re being an AFC.
Thanks to Bill O'Reilly, KinoOI, Sociopath31, ABM, and Jester for help and
compilation advice, happy DJing!
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Whatsupwiddat - Master Don Juan
AIM: HangTen3000
"Only if you believe"
[This message has been edited by whatsupwiddat (edited 05-05-2002).]