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Author Topic:   NEWBIES AND AFC'S GATHER ROUND (and all you vets who need inspiration)
Lorenzo

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posted 05-23-2002 11:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lorenzo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Besides the STUPID comments here and there <cough*youknowwhoyouare*cough>, this is a pretty awsome thread. I loved the followup, its always good to see things another way.

Chill out with the insults, everyone is entitled to their opinions.

Great post again, c ya later!

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Gaming111

Master Don Juan
posted 05-23-2002 11:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gaming111     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yep, good post.

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ultrashogun

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posted 05-24-2002 09:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ultrashogun     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Like I said scoundrel, ive already got a girlfriend, i dont need to be on this board all day trying to find ways to get girls because i prefer learning by doing

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ultrashogun

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posted 05-24-2002 09:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ultrashogun     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Like I said scoundrel, ive already got a girlfriend, i dont need to be on this board all day trying to find ways to get girls because i prefer learning by doing

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Gaming111

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posted 05-24-2002 01:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gaming111     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Looks like somebody has no fvcking clue what this board is all about.

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CableLight

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posted 05-24-2002 08:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CableLight     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Gaming111:
Looks like somebody has no fvcking clue what this board is all about.

You'd be surprised how many people fall into that catagory.

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CableLight
- Hey, I dunno what my name means either :D

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UltimateScoundrel

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posted 05-25-2002 04:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for UltimateScoundrel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
No woman is perfect. It may be possible that you could one day meet a woman with the perfect body, but I doubt it, and even then no woman has the perfect personality.

If you think you've found a woman that is a perfect 10 you're wrong. This shows two things, one you are infatuated, and two you haven't spent enough time with her to learn what all her personallity quirks are. You have to learn those things. I reccomend every one of you reads the conversation section of the dj bible, and then learn some mirroring.

Mirroring is a technique that involves you mimicing the other persons body language. If they have their hands folded on their lap, you do the same. If she sticks her head out slightly when talking, you do the same. This makes her realize on a subconcious level that you are like her, and it will make her more comfortable around you.

Don't ask stupid unrelated questions like "what's your sign?" Ask her things that make her smile, and pick up on those hints she's leaving you.

If you ask her what her name is, and she says something like "meiguelle, you might say, that's a pretty name, is it spanish? and she will say yes or no, and you ask her if her parents are spanish, has she been to spain? what's it like there? Ask her about things that she should like and love, and she will began to attach you to some of the good emotions she feels when she remembers these things, and pretty soon when she sees you she will get that good feeling.

GET IT?

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[This message has been edited by UltimateScoundrel (edited 05-25-2002).]

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UltimateScoundrel

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posted 05-26-2002 02:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for UltimateScoundrel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Its one AM, I've been playing pool for 4 hours, and I'm down to my last cup of hot chocolate so bear with me.

THE ROMANTIC FIRE

The romantic fire is just like any other fire. It can be raging with passion, quietly burning, or glowing dimly. No matter what it needs fuel...Gimme fuel gimme fire gimme that which I desire...Ahem...Sorry, couldn't help myself. I love mettalica. Anywho this fuel can and does consist of many things. Different fuels will give you different types of fire.

Attention. Your woman needs it.

Listening. Your woman needs that too.

Mystery. All women are drama queens. They will try to find out what the don't know.

Heavy Kino. Seriously sexual stuff. If you wanna cook you gotta pre-heat the oven.

Light Kino. Sumtimes you haff to be snuggly wuggly

Adventure. You can't be boring.

Love. At one point she will want this, but not right away.

Good Conversation. Speaks for itself.


So, the best idea would be to pile as many of those things on your fire as possible all at once right?

WRONG

If you take a relatively small fire, you cannot feed it too much, or it will smother. It needs room to breath. If you've ever gotten the I need space line, that's your romantic fire talkin' right there. You're smothering her.

When you meat a woman for the first time, or you are just friends (god forbid) your romantic fire will be a few glowing embers. You need some tinder. A little conversation, plenty of listening and mystery. It starts to blaze up. Kindling time. Some kino, more on the heavy side. Bit of attention...Hell sex will do the trick too. Adventure.

Pretty soon you've got a nice little fire. Now, to get a mutha fluckin bon-fire going, you need some light kino, and some love. Those are the big logs. Small fires won't light them. You can use some kindling, just to help the big logs along, but tinder becomes a little more useless. Mystery is no good at this point. Listening will help, conversation is still nice. As far as kindling goes, Sex won't hurt, but use it as a tool. Sometimes leave her wanting more...No, always leave her wanting more. Kino will always help.

Now, this all does not occur over a one hour period. Tinder should be used until that first date, then, after that, a little kindling. After a couple more weeks you need the big logs.

Get it?

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Lorenzo

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posted 05-26-2002 10:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lorenzo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
That was a brilliant post man, absolutely brilliant!

... I like cuddling... [no joke!], o well, I'm nuthin' but a teddy bear!

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Anthony (Lorenzo)
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“Carpe Diem."

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UltimateScoundrel

Master Don Juan
posted 05-27-2002 01:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for UltimateScoundrel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
MAKING HER FEEL SPECIAL

The good looking women are hit-on by many men. They really do have their pick of whomever they want. The only way you have a shot is to stand out and offer her something that other guys can't.

Lot's of guys like to use neg-hits. I can use them, but I find it more rewarding to stay away from the stuck-up women. Compliments can get you far. But what do you compliment. Let's see, women care about their clothes and hair, so let's compliment their clothes and hair!!

WRONG

Everybody compliments their clothes and hair. "Oh I like that haircut."

OR

"That's a nice shirt!"

You get the idea. She won't feel special when you tell her those things. She won't feel horribly appreciated for her talents. So what do you do? Compliment what she's good at. Fantastic idea since you don't have a clue what she's good at. This is where improvisation comes in handy. Below is a conversation between me and a decent chick (7)

I was DJing a dance i.e. playing the music, and during a slow song I walked out to the floor. I saw a girl who had been passed up by a couple of guys, and walked straight to her and looked her in the eye. As soon as I got there I turned my back to her and looked at the speakers. Out of the corner of my eye I could see that she was very dissapointed. She had thought I was going to ask her to dance.

Me: "I have to ask you a question."

Her: (eyes lighting up) What?

Me: Do you hear a fuzz in one of the speakers. (There was no fuzz, I knew this)

Her: Yeah, I think I do.

Me: Does it sound like the right one?

Her: Yeah I think it does.

Me: Wow, you have great ears, I really had to strain to hear that.

Her: Thanks, I always wanted to be a DJ.

Me: Well why don't you come back and I'll show you how my equipment works. (Said in a barely perceptible sexual way)

Her: I'd like that.

I showed her the stuff, and we talked for a while until the end of the dance.

Me: I'd like to get you to help me with my next gig.

Her: Are you asking me on a date?

Me: No. I'm afraid I can't date you.

Her: Do you have a girlfriend.

Me: Nope.

Her (looking hurt): Then why not?

Me: Because I don't have your name or number, so I won't be able to get ahold of you.

Her: (Excitedly writing down info) Here you go!!

Me: I'll call you real soon.

I called her three days later.

You see how I complimented her hearing. It sounds lame, but she was really flattered. She felt even more special when I showed her how the equipment worked etc. But at least thrice I dashed her hopes against the rocks. The first time when I simply walked out toward her and turned my back, and the second when I did not ask her the question she wanted to hear, and the third when I said I couldn't date her. This emotional roller coaster caused her to think for just a minute second that she had lost all hope of getting me, but when she succeded she would value me even more, because I was so hard to capture.


GET IT?

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Sarcastic Sardonic Irreverent Impertinent Exasperating Disrespectful and Charming. This is the way of the scoundrel

[This message has been edited by UltimateScoundrel (edited 05-27-2002).]

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UltimateScoundrel

Master Don Juan
posted 05-30-2002 09:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for UltimateScoundrel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Bumpity Bump Bump

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UltimateScoundrel

Master Don Juan
posted 06-24-2002 10:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for UltimateScoundrel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Working Out

Not enough can be said for the benefits of good diet and exercise. Your energy level will increase after exercise. This does not seem logical because you have just spent time burning yourself out.

You look better. Women want good looks more than theyd like to admit, but less than you would think. And being too fat is downright repulsive.

You FEEL better. Confidence is so very important, and with the smallest results you will get a big increase in confidence.

Sports: Your physical abilities and limits will become higher, so you will be better at some sports. High school girls value status above all else. Thats why the jocks get the girls.

Your own personal health. Let's face it, obese people have a higher risk of death. Obesity is often a cause of diabetes. Diabetes sucks. You can lose limbs because of one type. If you look healthier women will be more instinctively attracted to you. Healthy man has healthy offspring.

I reccomend you pick up the book "Body for Life" it will get you started. Stop by the health forum once in a while. Just do it.

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yay

Don Juan
posted 06-24-2002 11:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for yay     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
damn dude your on a roll, EVERYBODY needs to read this stuff....... A+ work man.

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