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Pook

Master Don Juan
posted 03-24-2002 02:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pook     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Gentlemen,

Welcome to Don Juan.

There are THREE KEYS that unlock a series of locks that is Woman.

Key One: Her sexuality and YOURS shall be embraced.

You have acted thus far as nonsexual going so far to SUPPRESS your sexuality. Why does she choose the Jerk over the Nice Guy? It is not because she dislikes niceness. A woman would rather be with a male, no matter how tyrannical, over an androgynous, no matter how nice.

You have not been dating but making friends. You do not need twenty-five female friends. You are so non-sexual that you do not initiate contact. You do not TRY to talk to a woman that leads them aroused. Heaven forbid that a woman might think that you want to bang her! Your passive and cautious talking with them, your posture, the way how you don’t look at her since she might see the truth in your eyes- these are a few of the MANY WAYS you have been dodging not her sexuality BUT YOUR OWN.

Damn it, YOU ARE MALE! SHE IS FEMALE! Sexuality is God’s precious gift! It is Nature’s course! Why are you afraid? WHY!?

Key Two: Fun shall be the focus.

Why are you so serious? You are not to propose to her on the first date, fourth date, or eighth date. You are not to talk about your life story.

From sex to the very first meeting, the focus must be on fun. You must get this ‘soul-mate’, ‘true-love’, and pedestal worship out of your head. Not that these things are necessarily bad, they poison everything AT FIRST.

Fun is a powerful key. It is so powerful that female friends may become interested in you just solely because YOU ARE FUN. On dates, focus not on what will go wrong, not on what will go right, not on the outcome but on the game. Even if the girl ends up being a loser, you still win because you were focusing on the fun and not on the girl. (And those that focus on the girl lose focus on the fun and, thus, lose the girl).

Key Three: You are the PRIZE to be won.

Think “She wants to be with me,” rather than “I want to be with her”. Imagine girls are gravitating towards you in every way. Assume that she is interested in you. If she is not, assume that she will be.

This will keep you from being disrespected, keep you from falling for an UG, keep you from sacrificing your life to her, and keep the focus on her winning you. YOU are the GREAT CATCH!

But it is not arrogance. This key unleashes a pleasant cockiness. Combine this with the Fun Key, and you have both cockiness and humor.

These are the THREE OBSTACLES (the three locks) that most guys have trouble with. They defy the first key by acting like sexual androids. They defy the second key by being consumed with their feelings and, on dates, seeing HER as the fun rather than the date itself (and end up doing BORING dates like going to the movies, going to dinner, etc. where they should be doing ACTION dates like dancing, skating, bowling, rock climbing, etc.). They defy the third key by seeing the woman as the trophy, as the goal, and, by such, all their actions revolve around her as she is the focus and axis of their desires. Here we find gifts, poetry, chocolate, ten phone calls a day, and so on being thrown at the girl. He sees her as a goddess so she begins to think herself one. Then she DUMPS him and goes for the guy that treats her roughly (in hopes that HE will see her as a goddess).

Women have a series of locks. These three keys of Don Juan can unlock most if not all.

So dream no more, gentlemen. Dream no more! The night has passed. A dawn of new life is upon you. So wear not the past of dreadful woes. Let them go. And may you be full of joy and life.

And prepare yourself… for your dreams with women are about to come true.

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Pook
As you think, you shall become.
The greatest risk you can take in life is not to risk at all.
What you do today echos a lifetime.

[This message has been edited by Pook (edited 03-24-2002).]

IP: 158.135.8.155

De La Soul

Master Don Juan
posted 03-24-2002 02:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for De La Soul     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Another great post, Pook.
Keep the great work up (the only problem for me is that your tips make the rest of us look average).

KEY #4: Read Pook's posts (they are rare, but valuable commodities)

KEY #5: Put all the things you have learnt from this website into practice. NOW!

[This message has been edited by De La Soul (edited 03-24-2002).]

IP: 203.45.74.160

thecraftylefty

Don Juan
posted 03-25-2002 03:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for thecraftylefty     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Pook,

Another exceptionally well written post. Keep up the good work. To all the newbies, try reading all of Pook's previous tips and put them into effect. He is a Don Juan genius.

"If your rap is strong it can't go wrong."

thecraftylefty

IP: 65.210.66.167

CaptainSlinky

Master Don Juan
posted 03-25-2002 04:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CaptainSlinky     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wow, the return of Pook!

GREEEAT POST!!! This is pretty much outlining my recent frame of mind in the last few months. Especially #2 about trying to have fun, not worrying about every little thing.

Looking forward to more posts by the Pookster.

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-Brian
AIM- BCiofi12
Mail- CptSlinky@hotmail.com
ICQ- 117957561

IP: 204.60.32.161

Page

Master Don Juan
posted 03-25-2002 07:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Page     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
[cheering] POOK! POOK! POOK! POOK! POOK!

This is good stuff, just like always.

IP: 199.182.116.1

raven_82

Master Don Juan
posted 03-26-2002 07:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for raven_82     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Pook, Why the posting binge? It's a little uncharateristic of you.

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I MAKE NO EXCUSES FOR MY DESIRES AS A MAN.
I MAKE NO EXCUSES FOR MYSELF.
I MOVE THROUGH THE WORLD WITHOUT APOLOGY.

"IF you think you can, you can. If you think you can't, you can't. Either way your right."

"Life is what happens while your busy making other plans."

IP: 65.64.152.79

JUST ME

Master Don Juan
posted 03-27-2002 12:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for JUST ME     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
pook is really a woman......

IP: 24.57.5.204

JUST ME

Master Don Juan
posted 03-27-2002 12:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for JUST ME     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
a lesbian actually......

IP: 24.57.5.204

HBK

Master Don Juan
posted 03-27-2002 06:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for HBK     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
He really is real. the legends are true THE POOK

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"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" ~ Godfather part II

IP: 136.201.1.45

Rico

Master Don Juan
posted 03-27-2002 11:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rico     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that Pook is Allen...? :-D

IP: 172.159.242.57

bartender

Master Don Juan
posted 03-27-2002 02:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for bartender     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Rico:
Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that Pook is Allen...? :-D

Some time ago Pook was asking Anti-Dump questions about women. Look in the Archives.

Allen is not Pook.

IP: 213.51.187.176

Page

Master Don Juan
posted 03-27-2002 08:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Page     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bartender:
Some time ago Pook was asking Anti-Dump questions about women. Look in the Archives.

Allen is not Pook.


Pook is Pook.

IP: 206.216.228.94

Neophyte

Master Don Juan
posted 05-30-2002 03:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Neophyte     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This gets a bump!

Read or read again.
-Neo.

IP: 212.239.190.159

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