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whatsupwiddat

Master Don Juan
posted 03-29-2002 03:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for whatsupwiddat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The Woman Psyche
This is hyped up to be the granddaddy of ‘em all, I hope you like it!

Hot Damn! It seems nobody knows freakin' anything about how women think, so:"The reason they do crazy sh!t, is cause they want to get into our minds, just like we are trying to do to them. It's a game, and you have to outplay them." -Sociopath31

This article is based around these words.

Time to Begin!
This article is divided into 2 pieces: 1. A few basic rules to keep the ball in your court; and 2. A few paragraphs of goodness.
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Part One

Women. What is wrong with women? I'll tell you: they are damn weird. I can
give you a few good tips on seeing women's actual motives.

1) Take whatever they are saying, and think to yourself," Is this what I
would say to a chick I liked or if I didn't like her?" This has helped me
answer many of my problems. In other words, if you were her and you like the real you, would you do what she just did to you? Like she steals your stuff and puts ‘em in da girls bathroom. “Would I do that if I liked her?” you should ask. This example though doesn’t need the rule; it’s easy to tell if she’s flirting or not ( she is, duuhhhhhhh ).

2) Women, are rarely really straight-forward and direct. They try to
baffle you with the weirdest stuff you have ever heard. To have them cut the
crap so you can understand them more, be honest with them. If you think
something she said or did was the most fvckin' retarded thing you have ever
heard, just say "that's kinda' dumb", or something to that effect. Maybe that is a little too harsh, but
they get the message that you don't like their mind-warping evil riddles
of death
.

3) Women think life is a damn game. Let them go on thinking like that. But
in the game, you have to be the winner, meaning that whatever she throws at
you, you will be able to handle it. You would do this by whatever they want
or need, you taunt them with it, sorta' like making them beg for it, or
begging for you without actually begging. Make 'em crawl on their knees
(figuratively)! Bwahahahha!!! Well they know that it will not be easy for
them to get some of you, thus making you a challenge.

Part Two

Anyways, the following thing is what many people have problems with. They
ALWAYS ASK ME: Whatsupwiddat, why do they flirt one day then not the
next?
it is because of their mindset. Whatsupwiddat has come up with
The Ultimate Solution to this Question! Life is not easy, and they
will not come to you. At that time, they are giving you clues as to ask 'em
out ( tip #1).You must go to them and attract them, and if you think they
will just ask YOU out, you are insane. When they begin to flirt all the
freakin' time, this indicates that they are losing interest. Also, some of
them use our techniques in reverse, like the hard to get technique that we
use to make ourselves a challenge, (you know, when you look like you ACTUALLY have a life) . Like it has been compared before,
Dating is like fishing!!!
Gotta drag in those chicks real good, and THE
FISHING POLE IS YOUR DJ SKILLZ! They aren't gonna' jump out of da lake for
you! Reel 'em in!

However I cannot for the love of God understand if they are flirting or just
being friendly, however, I KNOW FOR CERTAIN that it is because of them not
being able to express themselves. To fix this too, follow Guideline #1
above!!! And also…. there is also such thing as a female AFC! Trust me on
this.
Some chicks cannot handle you, for they are immature and are not
yet able to control themselves, so stay away from them, and leave them
alone. You know if a girl is an AFC when she smothers you, sends you flowers
and chocolates, says she loves you on the first date (this all sounds
strangely familiar... hmmm). Most chicks are not AFC’s though, usually it’s you. You’re being an AFC.

Thanks to Bill O'Reilly, KinoOI, Sociopath31, ABM, and Jester for help and
compilation advice, happy DJing!


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Whatsupwiddat - Master Don Juan
AIM: HangTen3000

"Only if you believe"

[This message has been edited by whatsupwiddat (edited 05-05-2002).]

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CaptainSlinky

Master Don Juan
posted 03-29-2002 03:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CaptainSlinky     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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[This message has been edited by CaptainSlinky (edited 06-15-2002).]

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GuitarOnFire

Master Don Juan
posted 03-29-2002 03:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for GuitarOnFire     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
When they begin to flirt all the
freakin' time, this indicates that they are losing interest.

Aw ****. If I had only known this a month or so ago.

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LilKid

Master Don Juan
posted 03-29-2002 04:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LilKid     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOVELY post

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The Matrix

Master Don Juan
posted 03-29-2002 04:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Matrix     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You must be my long lost brother... couldn't have said it better myself. Perhaps we can collab on a post one day. Great job!

The Matrix has you.

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You were born to live... and you live to die.

Pain Is Love: Humans have the propensity to hurt the ones that they love the most.

Life is what you make it... make the most of it.

The main difference between heaven and hell, is the same differnce between living life to its fullest and living life in fear. Heaven has the one element that hell lacks... happiness

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Infernius

Don Juan
posted 03-30-2002 12:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Infernius     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
great post loser.Kep it up.
chill for now.Peace.

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"WHAT are you talking about."
"Real friendships shouldn't be taken lightly."
"There are plenty of fish in the sea.so dont aim for just one aim for a school."

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Specter

Master Don Juan
posted 03-30-2002 07:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Specter     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
^ Who are you calling a looser?

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LilKid

Master Don Juan
posted 03-31-2002 02:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for LilKid     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
wuwd isnt a loser

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whatsupwiddat

Master Don Juan
posted 03-31-2002 05:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for whatsupwiddat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
See all these people defending me? That's cause I'm about to whoop you in Basketball!
WUWD is gonna win 7-0!
wooooooo! and I hope you all read this!!!
Been in da works for a long time.

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Whatsupwiddat - Master Don Juan
AIM: HangTen3000

Whatever you are, be a good one

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Sociopath31

Master Don Juan
posted 03-31-2002 10:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sociopath31     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Didn't read the post, but it had my name in it, so I'll assume it's gold.

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Goldenboy

Master Don Juan
posted 04-01-2002 12:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Goldenboy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
kinda hard to follow but all in all great job man, keep in contact.... 1

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AIM: AMOS145WIN

AND THAN I SAW HER STAND'N THERE/WITH GREEN EYES AND LONG BLOND HAIR/SHE WAS'NT WEAR'N UNDEAR WEAR/ATLEAST I PRAY THAT SHE MIGHT BE THE ONE/MAYBE WE'D HAVE SOME FUN/MAYBE WE'D WATCH THE SUN RISE/ BUT THAT NIGHT I LEARNED SOME GIRLS TRY TO HARD/NA'NA'NA/NA'NA'NA/NA'NA'NA/SOME GIRLS TRY TOO HARD---BliNk182

"IF I WAS A CHICK ,ID FU*K ME,WOULD'NT YOU??? OH YEA!!!"---ME

"KEEP YOUR PIMP HAND STRONG"---ME

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beasurfer

Don Juan
posted 04-01-2002 10:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for beasurfer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Good post brother..You da man

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Serg897

Master Don Juan
posted 04-02-2002 06:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Serg897     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
very nice post

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-Sergio
AIM:Thrawn1212
E-Mail:Thrawn1212@aol.com

"If at first you dont succeed, try, try, again"

"No not try, DO. Or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

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Jester

Master Don Juan
posted 04-02-2002 06:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jester     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
sweet dude

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whatsupwiddat

Master Don Juan
posted 04-04-2002 01:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for whatsupwiddat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
to be quite honest I don't want to see this sink into nothingness.
BUMP.

INfernius - 0
WUWD - 1
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Whatsupwiddat - Master Don Juan
AIM: HangTen3000

Whatever you are, be a good one

[This message has been edited by whatsupwiddat (edited 04-04-2002).]

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CableLight

Moderator
posted 04-04-2002 05:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CableLight     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Even though you've been hounding after me for the past week or so to read your post, WUWD, I still haven't. I did notice you "score" thing however, and I honestly hope you're joking.

Anyway - even if the post was good or not, keep plugging.

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CableLight
- Hey, I dunno what my name means either :D

"Always remember those you love. Even in death, no one is ever truely gone as long as they are remembered."

Life is the hardest teacher. For she gives the test first, and the lesson after.

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whatsupwiddat

Master Don Juan
posted 04-05-2002 12:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for whatsupwiddat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
score thing?
what?

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Whatsupwiddat - Master Don Juan
AIM: HangTen3000

Whatever you are, be a good one

IP: 66.42.0.141

whatsupwiddat

Master Don Juan
posted 04-10-2002 01:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for whatsupwiddat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Why is this on the second page???
This is my baby...

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Whatsupwiddat - Master Don Juan
AIM: HangTen3000

Whatever you are, be a good one

IP: 66.81.151.146

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