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Topic: How to be a stud in bed
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Master Don Juan
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posted 12-15-2000 05:09 PM
Ok.. fast forward all the D.J. techniques and you've got the girl where you want her to be. How do you make it so she's bragging about you to the other girls? Here are some good techniques that are J.P. patented. You won't find these anywhere else.1) Foreplay is the key! If you have her screaming even before you've gotten in there you're already half way to becoming a better lover. When making love time goes faster when someone is doing something to you rather than the other way around. Someone giving a massage feels like they've been doing it a lot longer than someone getting one. Same thing, so just keep the stimuli on her... 2) Try this: Sit down on the bed with your knees up. Let her sit between your legs facing away from you. While kissing the back of her neck rub everywhere on her body. Chest, stomach, inside of her thighs, etc. Don't immediately go for the magic spot. Just keep her guessing. Then when she's writhing you can go for it. If you want to be daring ask "What do you want me to do now?" She'll most probably get the dirty talk going eventually and it allows you to control the situation. 3) There are a bunch of erogenous zones you should be licking, kissing, etc.: -inside of her elbow. -inside of her thighs. -right below the waist line. -inside of the knee. -wrists and ankles. Do these things slowly and passionately. You'll be different. Chances are that no other guy has ever done this. 4) Never, ever go down on a girl on a first date. Just lick everywhere else to let her know that you will only if she keeps coming back for more.
5) Before actually having sex either wait at least 20 to 30 minutes doing the above or when she's begging for it.. Whichever comes first. 6) (Optional) If you've already gotten with a girl once take her out on a little dinner to reward her a couple of days later. Ask her before hand: "Can I make a little request for your outfit this evening?" She will be curious and ask you what it is. You say, "It would be really nice if you could wear a skirt for me. I think you have great legs." Most likely she will say yes. If she does then up the ante by saying, "Can you make wearing underwear optional?" or something to that effect. She might say no. If she does you can either say, "I'll do it too if you do." or "It'd be nice to give you a look during dinner about our little secret." If you get her to do it she'll be marinating by the end of the night.. Much luck to you brothers. J.P.
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Master Don Juan
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posted 12-15-2000 05:29 PM
J.P., can you elaborate on not eating muff the first time you hit it?Also, I fukking like that skirt request thing. And I like how you reward her after you two hit it for the first time. But when do you invite her to the reward-like dinner. Right after you hit it, to make it seem like it is a reward. Or do you call the next day, or the day after, or the third day -- or the seventh?
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Master Don Juan
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posted 12-15-2000 09:29 PM
quote: Originally posted by JPFromTally: If you get her to do it she'll be marinating by the end of the night..
That's a pisser if I ever heard it! Hopefully she will be marinating your meat...lol. IP: 128.250.6.245 |
Master Don Juan
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posted 12-18-2000 04:24 PM
If you ever want to have sex with the same girl again... ALWAYS ALWAYS call her the next day.IP: 199.44.98.228 |
Don Juan
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posted 12-26-2000 04:58 PM
Your advice is excellent im gonna try it on a pool table ..than slowly work my way to the bed. IIP: 64.108.8.131 |
Don Juan
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posted 12-26-2000 05:01 PM
Your advice is excellent im gonna try it on a pool table ..than slowly work my way to the bed. IIP: 64.108.8.131 |
Master Don Juan
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posted 12-27-2000 01:42 PM
> Your advice is excellent im gonna try it on a pool table It works better if done on a woman. IP: 208.248.162.195 |
Master Don Juan
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posted 12-27-2000 01:57 PM
Hahahaha, if only you could use that wit to seduce women...everyone has something to offer!Rx ------------------ REd-xL (18) 1/27/82 "Don't introduce me to your girlfriend if you plan on keeping her." "Abstinence: Man's worst enemy." Long live Dave Matthews and Bela Fleck... IP: 206.170.7.37 |
Master Don Juan
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posted 12-27-2000 08:39 PM
> Hahahaha, if only you could use that wit to seduce womenYeah, if only. I can make them laugh, but then what? IP: 24.92.221.105 |
Master Don Juan
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posted 12-28-2000 08:36 PM
quote: Originally posted by JPFromTally: If you ever want to have sex with the same girl again... ALWAYS ALWAYS call her the next day.
U hear that Peak?! R U listening? What I said before call the next day. Get your act together man! ha ha ha ha ha ha hah ha Later , poet ------------------ The cat that walks alone... IP: 168.191.208.188 |
Master Don Juan
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posted 12-28-2000 09:15 PM
I hear you Poet...but I never do it cause I am a lazy SOB. Anyay shyt still works in my favour, regardless. I'm not bragging but I think women get more pleasure out of sex than guys do and I make sure she comes her little ***** off, then like a mystery I leave early the next morning cause I am busy. So I guess I saw her the next day, if you will. If she wants to call me the next night that's okay, but I always need a cooling off period from a chick after I bang her. I always want time to think if I want to go there again. If I do I'll call her in a couple of days if I feel like it.In short I never call the next day cause I know she had fun and wants me again. I play a little hard to get so she'll go out of her way to organise another meeting and make herself available, therefore working around my schedule and making my life easier. So F*CK calling the next day, I'm busy!...lol IP: 128.250.6.244 |
Don Juan
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posted 12-19-2001 07:32 PM
i had that problem until they came to me last summer. but for real, what do you do after you make them laugh?IP: 172.147.218.189 |
Master Don Juan
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posted 12-19-2001 09:20 PM
... What next? Thats easy: KINO... the ultimate DJ tool... takes presedence over but doesn not replace:sexy voice good build beign a challange pritty much everything else later fela's! ------------------ Master Don Juan Anthony (Lorenzo) AIM: EnzoOOI E-mail: Monsterous_popo@greatestgamers.com The DJ Bible ~or~ The High School Don Juan Bible “The moment we lose everything we hurt like never before. But the moment after is the moment we begin our lives as we were intended, as men.” [This message has been edited by Lorenzo (edited 12-19-2001).] IP: 24.49.85.154 |
Don Juan
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posted 12-20-2001 02:05 PM
Treat her well - we all know what women want, just give it to her. Dont worry about your own needs, put her satisfaction first. Kissing, massaging,etc. - women love. Penetration - men love. Simple. Just make sure foreplay lasts a long time - quickies are for later in knowing her. prove that you are a "love-maker" first, and freakish sex hound second. P.S. - being hung well helps too. IP: 129.176.151.124 |
Don Juan
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posted 12-20-2001 02:10 PM
4) Never, ever go down on a girl on a first date. Just lick everywhere else to let her know that you will only if she keeps coming back for more. J.P.[/B][/QUOTE] i agree, but for different reason. I dig going down on a chick. It is one of my specialties that keeps them faithful and coming back for more. Id say not on the first date though - only after you know she is in your stable alone. No one wants a mouthful of funky std and no one wants last night's stallion for dessert.
tip : if it smells off, its not worth eating. Bacteria smell and rancid *** smell are very distinguisable. Try not to eat anything with a noticeable smell. Best eatin is when you cant even tell you're in a crotch
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