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Topic: Tips For Snagging a Waitress
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Don Juan
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posted 03-15-2002 08:11 PM
galactus: good advice in general, but I'll be damned if I purposely spend 4 hours each week and $10 each time in a restaurant just to raise the interest of some chick. Still, it's it good to know the right etiquete (SP?) whenever I find myself in a restaurant.IP: 24.205.233.151 |
Master Don Juan
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posted 03-15-2002 10:37 PM
I was wondering when someone was going to say something like that. I agree, if the pu$$y is all you're there for, you're probably better off going after some other chick. I'm just saying, this is how you get a waitress. Considering the way they think, in general, this is probably the best way to do it that I know of. There are exceptions to all rules, of course, but if you're not willing to do these things, then forget about waitresses. If you know better techniques, I'd love to read about them.IP: 24.160.253.153 |
Don Juan
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posted 03-16-2002 11:42 AM
Ah legalized prositution, that's what it boils down to. But, don't be her client, be her Pimp Daddy. Heh. :-)I'm thinking there's actually more truth in that than on the surface. If a waitress is really hot, and you're banging her, you not only have access to her splendid sexuality, but you're feeding off of her tips; you WANT her getting all those $50-in-the-breast chumps. The more men are sad, the happier you are. I have always heard women moan about oh how men are such pigs, oh how men are so pathetic, oh how the only desirable men are either taken or are gay... but outside a few very rare events, I've never seen the male gender in action. I have however seen just how many guys are chumps, like last night in a Cali-Mex restaurant which I swore had to have been chump night; except for one guy at the very end of my visit, there wasn't one ounce of masculinity to be had. I was disgusted by the chumpiness of all the guys and equally disgusted by their pathetic chump wives. Even the oldies music playing overhead was all chump music -- about oh how I call you all the time and am always there for you. What the...? I truly look forward to the new job. I only must wait for the general manager to get back in town today from vacation, and clear up the issue whether my class schedule preventing me from working weekday lunch shifts is a problem seeing I only have one month left in the semester. I have already identified three guys there who will serve no competition for me -- one host, waiter, busser. The waiter I know from high school, a DJ, but apparently has sworn off waitresses. Considering the statistics of finding a DJ, and already ruling out the one DJ, who I will buddy up with, my hunting might already be set. I plan to first lay it low and scope everything out, learn of any politics, learn who is dating who, and map out all the women for their strengths and weaknesses, to better customize the seduction. I was thinking there's one thing a waiter can easily do that is hard, or to the very least very expensive, for a customer to accomplish. A waiter can flirt with all the waitresses in such manner he doesn't give special focus on any particular one, making them wonder and inwardly feel jealous towards the other waitresses. A customer can hardly control who he gets and for that hour or so is stuck with one waitress, or 50% of the time a waiter; he can only sit at his table or use the restroom, while the waiter is a moving target. The customer pays for the premium channel on an hourly basis while the waiter performs with the porn star for free! There's one thing about the scheduling aspect I had in mind, which was that by having a fluid weekly schedule, and working when everyone is typically not, that helps cut the connection the waitresses have with the outside dating world. "Please! Please Inspector! Solve my crime and interrogate me! Oui?" they will cry. Oui, oui, oui. I think the advice should be if you want to snag a waitress, get an inside job. The Inspector IP: 65.35.17.25 |
Moderator
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posted 03-16-2002 11:54 AM
Glad this topic is back too. Since you are a waiter I was wondering what your technique for getting dates with customers. It would seem to me that you don't have a lot of time for idle chit chat. What's the best way to seduce the customer? Since you are on the service end, what is the best way for you to tell if a customer (female) likes you or just likes your service? A dissertation would be appreciated. Perhaps you should start a new topic for this and post it as a tip. There are many DJ's on the board who work in the service field. IP: 66.65.92.104 |
Don Juan
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posted 03-16-2002 12:48 PM
Got me a waitress last night (and I was a customer). It was also my first "hit" since I found this site. Thanks guys!IP: 68.10.68.175 |
Don Juan
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posted 03-16-2002 07:59 PM
I am in shock right now because I juuust now picked up a Hooters waitress, on my very first visit, and she gave me every sign in the book of high interest. It was so blatantly obvious it's shocking. Shocking I say! I have never seen such blatant high interest from any woman in my entire life, most especially with a waitress, most especially a Hooters waitress.It wasn't so much I picked her up rather than she picked me up. While I was eating dinner, I was going through my playbook of all the moves she'd make if she had high interest, and play after play she made the move. The Inspector IP: 65.35.17.25 |
Master Don Juan
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posted 03-16-2002 11:27 PM
Clouseau: Great job! You and Clownboy are living proof.The golden rule in picking up women should be: If she doesn't show interest, don't bother. This may raise her interest, but if it doesn't, don't bother. Really, why waste your time? Paradox: I don't have really great luck picking up customers. They're usually with someone else when they're flirting with me. But sometimes I get lucky. Sometimes a girl will personally deliver to me a big tip, and once I successfully picked a girl up that way, because it led to a short conversation in which I got her number. My best shot is with the repeat customers. If I do a good job and turn on the charm, they often will request me on their next visit. I get mixed results. Sometimes I do good when I work fast, other times when they get to know me. Honestly, I do much better with my female coworkers. But let me ponder this a bit, and maybe I can give you a better answer. ------------------ "For anybody who's on the downside of advantage and relying purely on courage... it's possible." - Russell Crowe IP: 24.160.253.153 | |