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meathead

Don Juan
posted 12-11-2001 04:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for meathead     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by IntermediateDonJuaner:
This is the most crap thing I have ever read in the tips forum since I became a moderator.

I don't know, I think the worst thing I've read in the tips forum is when someone posted that the way to get a girl to marry you is to have a baby with her. That was a pretty bad one.

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leoncour

Don Juan
posted 02-01-2002 03:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for leoncour     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I think its great how you talk like the old guy at the end, which is really yourself in the future, balming his regretful and miserable existence on you because you were too scared to take the chance. Brilliant.

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Dudeamon

Don Juan
posted 02-01-2002 09:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dudeamon     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

But one more thing… I know you. You are still reviewing all her signals… asking yourself if she likes you… YES YOU MORON : SHE LIKES YOU! LISTEN VERY WELL : SHE LIKES YOU. SHE WANTS YOU TO GRAB YOUR FUKKING BALLS AND MAKE A GODDAMMM MOVE.

STOP WONDERING AND GO FOR IT OR I WILL CHASE YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE AND KICK YOUR REAR TILL YOU DIE.

THERE IS NO STRATEGY HERE, YOU PATHETIC CHUMP.

LIFE IS A DEMOLITION DERBY : YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB YOUR FUKKING BALLS.

THIS IS NO JOKE : IF YOU SHY AWAY, I WILL FIND YOU. I WILL GET MY REVENGE YOU FUKKING IDIOT.

THIS IS THE OLD " YOU " TALKING, I’M 70 YEARS OLDER AND I AM ON MY FUKKING DEATH BED. BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR GODDAMM SHYNESS, I LED A MISERABLE LIFE. I MISSED TONS OF OPPORTUNITIES BECAUSE OF YOU AND I'M GLAD YOUR FUTURE IS MY PRESENT REALITY. MY CANCER IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE PAIN OF REGRET. THIS IS WHAT HURTS THE MOST AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOU.

YES YOU GODDAMMMM FUKKING MOTHERFUKKA, SHE LIKES YOU. ISN’T THAT CLEAR ENOUGH YOU INCOMMENSURABLE HEAP OF ROAD APPLES?

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!

I rest my case.

P.S. Do it or I kill you.

thats a F8cking pissa you crack me up, so true tho, think as if your old and frail n f*cked what hope do you have then, and you'de be a sorry mother*ucker if you didnt have a fullfilling chick experience.........
yeah gotta rUN A MUCK

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Monkey

Master Don Juan
posted 03-28-2002 12:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Monkey     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Bumpty dumpty!! This post is IT!

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dead_romeo

Master Don Juan
posted 03-28-2002 12:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dead_romeo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
CHALLENGE GUY IS PHUCKING BRILLIANT.

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"Conclusions arrived at through reasoning have very little or no influence in altering the course of our lives. Hence, the countless examples of people who have the clearest convictions and yet act diametrically against them time and time again; and have as the only explanation for their behavior the idea that to err is human." Carlos Castaneda - The Fire From Within

"Hell aint a bad place to be" - AC/DC

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De La Soul

Master Don Juan
posted 03-29-2002 04:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for De La Soul     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
M O T H E R / F U C K I N G / B R I L L I A N T

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bartender

Master Don Juan
posted 03-29-2002 04:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bartender     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by De La Soul:
[b] M O T H E R / F U C K I N G / B R I L L I A N T [/B]


I love this "bad words" filter. **** **** **** *** ******* ****er ***** ****

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intrepid

Don Juan
posted 04-30-2002 01:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for intrepid     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Quite possibly the most influential piece of literature I have ever read, excepting the bible.

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Sakuraba

Don Juan
posted 04-30-2002 01:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sakuraba     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
so does it help if you actually physically grab your testicles while approaching a woman?

I assume doing that would make certain girls start laughing, which is a good start.

On the other hand, it might make some of them run, which is not.

[This message has been edited by Sakuraba (edited 04-30-2002).]

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Squy

Don Juan
posted 06-08-2002 03:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Squy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
OMG Challenge Guy do I KNOW you?? Then how the **** do YOU know ME that well??? I am deeply emotional touched dude.

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Don diego

Don Juan
posted 06-10-2002 09:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Don diego     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CHALENGE GUY:
LOL...

btw, Challenge guy....thx

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